Occupy A Gun Store

by adamhammer on November 29, 2011

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So Occupy Wall Street has been turned into Occupy A Shower for the most part. It’s a shame. As misguided as I think the protestors were in their big government demands, I still thought they could be a catalyst to positive change. The fact that all these banks got to make profits off of their own bad investments just doesn’t sit well with me in a free market. And I was glad that people were angry, even if it was an anger with the wrong solution. Misguided rage makes me smile.

But the party’s over. Our public servants made sure of that.

There are videos of police in riot gear jabbing billy clubs into the stomachs of peaceful protestors. Videos of police walking through encampments ripping up tents. Pictures of innocent protestors bleeding thanks to “non lethal” weaponry. The collegiate pepper spray extravaganza at UC Davis. Even pregnant women and the elderly were pepper sprayed in Seattle. Another step toward gender equality!
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An Open Letter to Rick Perry

by adamhammer September 16, 2011
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Dear Rick Perry – Welcome to the race! I know the media has had you in it for quite some time and before you even officially made your announcement, they shot you up to number one. That’s gotta feel good. Starting off at the top. It doesn’t surprise me that you started there. You’re charismatic, [...]

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An Open Letter to Ron Paul

by adamhammer August 17, 2011
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Dr. Paul – I caught you on the Republican Debate leading up to the Iowa Straw Poll. Good stuff my man. You were brazen, sharp, trailblazing, and fresh, to say the least. They all said “We need to cut spending” and you told them exactly where: the military. That’s a bold move man! One that [...]

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Teachers Are the Problem

by adamhammer April 8, 2011
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The government is broke and teachers are the problem.

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Digital Small Pox

by adamhammer December 29, 2010
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The internet is going to ruin us all. It gives everybody the opportunity to access basically any information they want in all the time it takes to misspell said information in a Google search. That sounds well and good on paper, but not everybody should have access to all the information. That’s what’s gonna happen [...]

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