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		<title>Dear Liberal Friends</title>
		<link>http://adamhammer.com/2012/08/dear-liberal-friends/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2012 23:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Hammer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[liberals]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[student loan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll get to the student loans in a second, but first: Liberal friends, I love you guys. I know you have all the best intentions in the world. I share in your disdain for the social conservatives but, can one of you tell Obama to stop helping me, please? I’m good. I got it covered. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Want Your Vote</title>
		<link>http://adamhammer.com/2012/07/i-want-your-vote/</link>
		<comments>http://adamhammer.com/2012/07/i-want-your-vote/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 21:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Hammer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stand-up comedy isn’t a contest. Comedians usually get along with each other. We’re friends. When somebody tells me after a show “You were my favorite tonight, the rest of the people sucked.” Another audience member is telling a different comedian the same thing across the room. Then the audience leaves and the other comedian and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mitt Romney Speaks at the NAACP</title>
		<link>http://adamhammer.com/2012/07/mitt-romney-speaks-at-the-naacp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 23:09:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Hammer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an attempt to appeal to black voters, Mitt Romney addressed the NAACP today at their annual convention in Houston. Here’s the transcript for those of you that missed it. Um. Hello. Good afternoon. Or “good afternoont” as Madea might say. I’m honored to be here and thank you for having me. (CHECKS FOR HIS [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mitt Romney Pays WAY Too Much In Taxes</title>
		<link>http://adamhammer.com/2012/01/mitt-romney-pays-way-too-much-in-taxes/</link>
		<comments>http://adamhammer.com/2012/01/mitt-romney-pays-way-too-much-in-taxes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 12:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Hammer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[buffet rule]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adamhammer.com/?p=415</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This blog may get weird. I was at the dentist today spending the last of what’s left on my credit card’s available balance having a temporary crown put in. The real crown won’t be in for 2 weeks. That’s how much time I have to find $160 to pay the balance. Otherwise, I don’t know&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Occupy A Gun Store</title>
		<link>http://adamhammer.com/2011/11/occupy_a_gun_store/</link>
		<comments>http://adamhammer.com/2011/11/occupy_a_gun_store/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 01:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Hammer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[freedom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joe biden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[occupy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[protest]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adamhammer.com/?p=392</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So Occupy Wall Street has been turned into Occupy A Shower for the most part. It’s a shame. As misguided as I think the protestors were in their big government demands, I still thought they could be a catalyst to positive change. The fact that all these banks got to make profits off of their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Rick Perry</title>
		<link>http://adamhammer.com/2011/09/an-open-letter-to-rick-perry/</link>
		<comments>http://adamhammer.com/2011/09/an-open-letter-to-rick-perry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 23:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Hammer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Rick Perry - Welcome to the race! I know the media has had you in it for quite some time and before you even officially made your announcement, they shot you up to number one. That’s gotta feel good. Starting off at the top. It doesn’t surprise me that you started there. You’re charismatic, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Ron Paul</title>
		<link>http://adamhammer.com/2011/08/an-open-letter-to-ron-paul/</link>
		<comments>http://adamhammer.com/2011/08/an-open-letter-to-ron-paul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 00:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Hammer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adamhammer.com/?p=354</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dr. Paul - I caught you on the Republican Debate leading up to the Iowa Straw Poll. Good stuff my man. You were brazen, sharp, trailblazing, and fresh, to say the least. They all said &#8220;We need to cut spending&#8221; and you told them exactly where: the military. That&#8217;s a bold move man! One that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teachers Are the Problem</title>
		<link>http://adamhammer.com/2011/04/teachers-are-the-problem/</link>
		<comments>http://adamhammer.com/2011/04/teachers-are-the-problem/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2011 17:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Hammer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[budget]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adamhammer.com/?p=218</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The government is broke and teachers are the problem.]]></description>
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		<title>Digital Small Pox</title>
		<link>http://adamhammer.com/2010/12/digital-small-pox/</link>
		<comments>http://adamhammer.com/2010/12/digital-small-pox/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 19:31:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Hammer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chicken Skratch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[felching]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adamhammer.com/?p=180</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The internet is going to ruin us all. It gives everybody the opportunity to access basically any information they want in all the time it takes to misspell said information in a Google search. That sounds well and good on paper, but not everybody should have access to all the information. That’s what’s gonna happen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s the P.C. term for Terrorist?</title>
		<link>http://adamhammer.com/2010/10/whats-the-p-c-term-for-terrorist/</link>
		<comments>http://adamhammer.com/2010/10/whats-the-p-c-term-for-terrorist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 17:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Hammer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mosque]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[muslim]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[o'reilly]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adamhammer.com/?p=164</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar both walked off The View last Thursday after Bill O&#8217;Reilly said, &#8220;Muslims killed us on 9/11!&#8221; I&#8217;m not sure why they walked off their own show. Was it because of O&#8217;Reilly&#8217;s candor, lacking any political correctness to soften his exclamation? Or were they worried an audience member was a Muslim [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stop Giving It Up For the Troops</title>
		<link>http://adamhammer.com/2010/09/stop-giving-it-up-for-the-troops/</link>
		<comments>http://adamhammer.com/2010/09/stop-giving-it-up-for-the-troops/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 19:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Hammer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[freedom]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adamhammer.com/?p=149</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Stop it. Just stop it. It&#8217;s getting to be embarrassing. I was at a sports bar outside of Chicago attempting to ignore what looked like an impromptu Karaoke session when some dipshit tells every patron to raise their glasses for the troops. &#8220;Get &#8216;em up! Get those goddam glasses in the air and give it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Robert Schimmel &#8211; R.I.P.</title>
		<link>http://adamhammer.com/2010/09/robert-schimmel-r-i-p/</link>
		<comments>http://adamhammer.com/2010/09/robert-schimmel-r-i-p/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 22:21:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Hammer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[robert schimmel]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adamhammer.com/?p=140</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s taken me like 3 weeks to write this. Not because I&#8217;ve been overwhelmed with grief, but because I&#8217;ve been slammed with other shit. But I thought I&#8217;d be a dick if I didn&#8217;t write something. I really suck at this kind of stuff. Thanks to all the well wishers that texted and messaged me. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alright Arizona, I see your illegals and raise you US citizens</title>
		<link>http://adamhammer.com/2010/08/alright-arizona-i-see-your-illegals-and-raise-you-citizens/</link>
		<comments>http://adamhammer.com/2010/08/alright-arizona-i-see-your-illegals-and-raise-you-citizens/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 08:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Hammer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://adamhammer.com/?p=86</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Arizona has a pretty good plan for immigration. It's time California enacted something similar. But not for Mexicans...]]></description>
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		<title>BUSH vs OBAMA &#8211; The Oil Spill</title>
		<link>http://adamhammer.com/2010/07/bush_vs_obama_oilspill/</link>
		<comments>http://adamhammer.com/2010/07/bush_vs_obama_oilspill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 08:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Hammer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Political]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bush]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[obama]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[spill]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is my first blog on my updated site. I plan on having more of these on a semi-regular basis. This probably won’t be the funniest, but fuck off. It’s my first one. When were you ever the best at your first attempt? That’s what I thought. Now read why I think George Bush would [...]]]></description>
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