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Digital Small Pox

by Adam Hammer December 29, 2010

The internet is going to ruin us all. It gives everybody the opportunity to access basically any information they want in all the time it takes to misspell said information in a Google search. That sounds well and good on paper, but not everybody should have access to all the information. That’s what’s gonna happen [...]

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What’s the P.C. term for Terrorist?

by Adam Hammer October 20, 2010

Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar both walked off The View last Thursday after Bill O’Reilly said, “Muslims killed us on 9/11!” I’m not sure why they walked off their own show. Was it because of O’Reilly’s candor, lacking any political correctness to soften his exclamation? Or were they worried an audience member was a Muslim [...]

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Stop Giving It Up For the Troops

by Adam Hammer September 22, 2010

Stop it. Just stop it. It’s getting to be embarrassing. I was at a sports bar outside of Chicago attempting to ignore what looked like an impromptu Karaoke session when some dipshit tells every patron to raise their glasses for the troops. “Get ‘em up! Get those goddam glasses in the air and give it [...]

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Robert Schimmel – R.I.P.

by Adam Hammer September 20, 2010

It’s taken me like 3 weeks to write this. Not because I’ve been overwhelmed with grief, but because I’ve been slammed with other shit. But I thought I’d be a dick if I didn’t write something. I really suck at this kind of stuff. Thanks to all the well wishers that texted and messaged me. [...]

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